1.15 – A Few Good Men
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Writer/s: Brian Young
Director: Josh Butler
First aired: 03/25/10
Official Description: Matt and Caroline are surprised by the sudden reappearance of Matt’s mother Kelly. Stefan and Elena are worried about Damon’s new attitude. Damon is asked by Sheriff Forbes to take part in a fund-raising bachelor auction. Alaric discovers shocking secrets from his own past. With help from Jenna and Stefan, Elena is determined to find out everything she can about her birth mother, but the truth may be more than she can handle.
Recurring Roles & Guest Stars: Marguerite MacIntyre (Sheriff Forbes), Melinda Clarke (Kelly Donnovan), Amanda Detmer (Trudie Peterson), Sterling Sulieman (Harper), Mia Kirshner (Isobel Flemming), Malese Jow (Anna).
Promotional Trailers
Sneak Peeks
Song: “Black Hearts (On Fire)”
Artist: Jet
Moment: Damon bites & parties with several Tri-Delta girls until Stefan arrives.
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Song: “Time Is A Runaway”
Artist: The Alternate Routes.
Moment: Damon joins Alaric for a drink at the bar; Sheriff Forbes asks Damon to participate in the bachelor auction.
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Song: “Your Eyes Are Liars”
Artist: Sound Team.
Moment: Jenna asks Alaric if he would be willing to tell Elena about Isobel.
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Song: “Real You”
Artist: Above The Golden State.
Moment: Matt’s mom stops by to talk with him, Elena & Caroline; Damon chats with Mrs. Lockwood; Sheriff Forbes fills Damon in on Alaric.
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Song: “Winter Night”
Artist: Sweet Thing
Moment: Mrs. Lockwood introduces the bachelors.
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Song: “Something In Common”
Artist: Free Energy
Moment: Caroline congratulates Matt’s mom on her win.
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Song: “Portrait Of A Summer Thief”
Artist: Sounds Under Radio
Moment: Jenna wins the bid on Alaric.
Wasted Girl: How do I taste?
Damon: Oh, so much better than your friends. But shh. Don’t tell them.
They might get jealous. (Stefan interrupts) No… Buzzkill Bob.
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Damon: You’re worried about me. That’s nice. Don’t be. There’s no need. I’m fine. Why wouldn’t I be? Spent the last 145 years with one goal, Get in that tomb. I succeeded. Granted, katherine wasn’t in there to be rescued, but why dwell?
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Damon: Nothing is important, not anymore.
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Matt: We have this entire house to ourselves. I mean, it’s practically a bachelor pad.
Caroline: And… So shouldn’t we do something a little bit more bachelor-paddy?
Matt: What? Something like this?
Caroline: Something like that.
Matt: I don’t know. This is a pretty good show.
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Kelly Donnovan: Oh, god. Not on my couch.
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Kelly Donnovan: So blonde’s the new flavor of the month, huh? So sorry I scared her off.
Matt: She’s not a flavor, mom. I like her.
Kelly Donnovan: So she’s the one?
Matt: No, probably not, but maybe.
Kelly Donnovan: Matt, seriously, lezzie forbes’ daughter? Ucch.
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Stefan: Damon is not stable right now.
Alaric: You know, he murdered my wife or at the very least made a meal out of her. When has he been stable?
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Alaric: (to Isobel) You’re like mulder, except hotter and a girl.
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Damon: Have you ever been so bent on someone, that you just have your heart ripped out by them?
Sheriff Forbes: You forget I was married.
Damon: Right. Gay husband.
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Damon: You know, a room full of women clamoring to win a date with me… sounds tasty.
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Elena: He’s fine.
Stefan: He’s damon.
Elena: Maybe this heartache will be good for him. It’ll remind him that he has one,even if it doesn’t beat.
Stefan: Won’t hold my breath.
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Elena: Why are you protecting him?
Stefan: Because you’re not the only one hoping that he might actually change.
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Caroline: Congratulations, mrs. Donovan.
Kelly Donnovan: Ok, just stop. Stop trying so hard. This thing you’re doing, this nice thing, it’s fake… like you, like your mom, and for some reason,
matt fell for it, but that doesn’t mean that I will. I don’t like you, ok?
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Elena: Did you enjoy that, Rubbing it in to alaric saltzman?
Damon:What?
Elena: Just as I was starting to think that there was something redeemable about you.
Damon:Elena. Am I missing something here?
Elena: Did I forget to mention earlier when we were talking about my birth mother, the one that gave me up? Her name was isobel. Go ahead. Reminisce about how you killed her.
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Damon: What do you think happened? Not an inkling? Never considered the possibility? I turned her.
Alaric: Why?
Damon: She came to me, all pathetic, looking for vampires. There was something about her, something I liked. There was something special.
Alaric: You turned her because you liked her?
Damon: No, I slept with her because I liked her. I turned her because she begged me to.
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Damon: We’re kindred spirits, abandoned by the women we love. Unrequited love sucks.
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Damon: Sounds like I got a lung. Which means I get to sit here and watch you die.
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